February 17, 2011

Projects

Today I'm going to talk about projects. Ok, so nowadays in the IT all the work is gathered under projects. What this means, then? It means that when you're working on a certain project, you can't do anything else. All the work you do has to be on the fucking project. How retarded is that? Let's take a scenario where I'm a Java coder and they assign me on a project as Scrum master. Now, this other project needs some coding expertise which I'd be able to offer, IF they'd allow me to participate on that project. Well, do they? FUCK THAT, WE NEED YOU ON THIS EVEN THOUGHT YOU'RE NOT REALLY DOING ANYTHING (real life scenario, this really happened).

So, as Scrum Master I ain't doing anything since all the administration stuff is done for that day. I also cannot participate in a coding project and therefore do nothing. Is this good for the company? You tell me.


This is me, not giving a damn.

18 comments:

  1. I suppose now you're getting paid to do nothing haha.

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  2. Not giving a fuck makes your life better.

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  3. Motivation is imporatnt for our world today, this will make a difference....

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  4. Ahh, never give up keep fighting my man!

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  5. Hear hear! Projects suck ass. You visualize it perfectly completed and then kill yourself trying to attain it! fuck that

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  6. That's business for you, you have great workers attitude though most people would love to do nothing, you should spend that extra time at work to look for new jobs.

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  7. it's not that I'm lazy it's that I'm smart enough not to work.

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  8. well, not good for the company but dfntly good for you though

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  9. Hey, projects ARE important. If they won't have projects, their workers would just hang around without a goal. Projects don't cause problems. Crappy administration does.

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  10. Greatest movie of my generation!

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  11. Sounds awful. I'm still in college for my IT degree and I'm already scared.

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