March 1, 2011

Your job in one sentence

Scott Adams (creator of Dilbert) asked people to describe their jobs with one sentence. These are some of the answers he got:

My job is...
... mostly looking out of a window (pilot)
... to run away and call the cops (guard/watchman)
... to make sure that stupid people stay in the gene pool (lifeguard)
... to cut and paste stuff from the Internet (student at the university)
... speak while people sleep (lecturer at the university)
... to surf the webs all day long (this one's mine!)

So i guess other people have boring jobs too. How would you describe your job (or life situation in case you're unemployed) with one sentence?
Student sleeping at lecture.
Studying is hard work

40 comments:

  1. surf the webs all night. hint hint i am at work as i type this. also cut and paste from the intertubes, though not realy its much easier to make random bullshit up plus less likly to get caught

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  2. Making people spend their money.

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  3. Help people do their job without any technical issues.

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  4. Sitting at a PC dealing with dicks.

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  5. Mine is to do what I want with a computer all day long, not only suft the internet, I can also watch movies, or play games, and they pay me money!!! lol.

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  6. Yeah man, I am a student and that is what I do! Hahah
    http://baxxmans.blogspot.com/

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  7. getting drunk and high(college student)

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  8. My Job is... to make sure no one past their limit (Bartender)

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  9. Wheel people into a room to face a great fear.

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  10. I'm another one of those sit a computer and browse the internet all day kinda guys.

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  11. Handle meat, then sell it to unsuspecting vict- erm, customers.

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  12. full time student, starring at a computer screen

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  13. ... looking at blogs and getting payed to skip helpdesk tickets

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  14. code code code code code code code. debug debug debug debug debug debug debug. rinse and repeat

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  15. M job is...sitting in front of a computer for 8+ hours a day waiting to solve a manager's financial crises as they arise.

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  16. make food to give to someone else who makes more money than me to take it to the person who bought it.

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  17. my job is procrastinating until i cant anymore

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  18. cutting and pasting, for me...

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  19. My job is..to be someone else bitch.

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  20. ... to cut and paste stuff from the Internet (student at the university)


    hahaha loled at that one, and it's not even a job

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  21. you got job, i do not heh so you win anyway

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  22. clean up crap kids leave behind while a professor is watching us (student for being teacher)

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  23. Worry about how much studying I need to do, while not studying...

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  24. well, at least you have a job so consider yourself lucky

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  25. To cut and paste things from the net with addition of translating the articles. Non-English country :D

    Job of the future. Leech on almost any relation between people and/or organizations. Also, have no soul ;)

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