February 22, 2011

Women of the work place and caveman genes

Caveman - alpha males of the workplace. They love their job.
Me want ugly chick. Ugh.
If you have worked in an office environment, you must you know this phenomenon - a beautiful woman arrives in men are divided into two groups: quiet nerdy types and chest pounding alpha-males. If you work at the IT, she doesn't even have to be hot. Some kind of boobs and hitch-pitched voice is enough. These rat racing engineers then do what they do worst - flirt.

Women usually take advantage of the situation and when they notice that they're treated like royalty they claim the queen's title and role in the process. In the process they get free meals, coffee warmed up, free carpools, free drinks on friday, etc. This list is as long as the queen's imagination.

However, this is a win-win situation. These engineer-types also get something out of it. It's kind of a symbiosis, an office organism. They usually have a nagging wife and two kids waiting at home and they were good looking maybe 15 years ago. Now they can be in the spotlight again and they can feel young, energetic and charming once more. Once they get back home harsh reality hits them in the face. Kids are screaming, dog is sick, wife is nagging (usually about money) and bills are piling up.

These are the kind of people who like to work late.
Posted by PekkaK at 7:59 AM

42 comments:

  1. Every DayFebruary 22, 2011 at 8:13 AM

    I hope I fall into the group that gets along with everybody. Kinda hard with more people lol.

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  2. Astronomy PirateFebruary 22, 2011 at 8:16 AM

    Haha, I was in pretty much the opposite situation at one of my old jobs. It was in the library, and there were only 2 guys in our office, the other one was a cheetoh munching stoner who stunk. Needlessly, I got spoiled, the girls would always bring in food and stuff, me being a 'poor college student.' Was pretty good.

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  3. A.February 22, 2011 at 8:36 AM

    Lol your posts are pretty funny.

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  4. --February 22, 2011 at 8:39 AM

    silly women, playing off of the fact that men love them.... :P

    good post!

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  5. CrazyJuanFebruary 22, 2011 at 9:42 AM

    Hahaha, revolting. =]

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2011 at 10:10 AM

    Walk out, live off benefits.

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  7. A01February 22, 2011 at 10:59 AM

    This is why I hate women.

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  8. Jesse BrooksFebruary 22, 2011 at 11:35 AM

    Hahah, this happened so much in some of the places that I haves worked/hung out. Even though they are not really good-looking (6/10) just because they are the only girl there they automatically get up-rated (8-9/10). So funny.

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  9. SaiveFebruary 22, 2011 at 11:51 AM

    Women definitely have the upper hand when it comes to work. Especially the beautiful ones. You can't help but go clean the snow off a pretty girls car when she gives you the puppy dog look!

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  10. AdamFebruary 22, 2011 at 11:54 AM

    I always am ashamed when I find myself doing something for a beautiful women without even spending a thought on that it could just be manipulation. Grr.. but we really have this one cute girl in the office :)

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  11. Anonymous.February 22, 2011 at 12:08 PM

    yeah, there's always the fear of manipulation...

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  12. RahmanFebruary 22, 2011 at 12:29 PM

    It`s no news to me that,for all my intellectual activity,a nice pair of tits and a pretty smile turn me into a brainwashed mouthbreather.

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  13. 60+ Credits in 60 DaysFebruary 22, 2011 at 12:37 PM

    Sounds like a plan...

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  14. Patti D.February 22, 2011 at 12:45 PM

    I work in IT and the ratio here is like 1 girl - 30 dudes, so it's no wonder you are always the center of the attention.

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  15. lemonadeFebruary 22, 2011 at 12:59 PM

    Haha, I love your insight, this definitely happens

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  16. LiveTheBossFebruary 22, 2011 at 1:12 PM

    Funny stuff. I work with a lot of attractive girls and they're always "crying" about how they don't have boyfriends. No one treats them like queens.

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  17. Daniel AndradeFebruary 22, 2011 at 1:46 PM

    funny truth..

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  18. The Emulation TesterFebruary 22, 2011 at 2:38 PM

    some people take work as a home away from home of sorts i guess, so i see how this could be.

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  19. jopjopjopFebruary 22, 2011 at 2:49 PM

    another great post, lold so hard

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  20. tracirzFebruary 22, 2011 at 3:12 PM

    I don't mean to be a beautiful woman... I just want to be one of the guys =/

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  21. MotivationalizedFebruary 22, 2011 at 3:29 PM

    I find it quite ironic, that the guy paying for the drinks never gets any in return...

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  22. obiFebruary 22, 2011 at 4:06 PM

    @motivation hmm isn't that the opposite of irony?

    another great post. i'd be interested to hear your insights into finnish women in particular ;)

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  23. S.S.February 22, 2011 at 4:25 PM

    ahahah so true :P

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  24. Electric AddictFebruary 22, 2011 at 4:26 PM

    lol your post is full of so much truth

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  25. J J ConstantineFebruary 22, 2011 at 5:04 PM

    ironic that those chest-pounding alpha males are the ones that get to reproduce most often. The IT guys are the smart ones, and in an information-based society, you'd think that the more intelligent you are, the better off you'd be. We're screwing up the human race by letting brainless jocks bang all the women.

    I propose a sexual revolution for nerds. time to fix the human race.

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  26. Lendo KharFebruary 22, 2011 at 6:04 PM

    I never got interested in any women besides my gf, maybe that would change once I got as old as you say. Lol

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  27. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2011 at 6:12 PM

    hahah funny post, shame it's true though. if the nerds got out more and went to night clubs and stuff then they wouldn't have to bow down to every decent looking women that enters their work place

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  28. The CosbronautFebruary 22, 2011 at 6:16 PM

    I work at an IT firm, and the day a woman showed up at the workplace is still regarded as the greatest day in the history of the establishment. Kind of pathetic really...

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  29. KerykeionFebruary 22, 2011 at 6:31 PM

    This is why i dont understand how women do not own the world yet.

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  30. bbmike15February 22, 2011 at 6:49 PM

    reminds me of the demotivational
    that says something like
    Women are strong! untill things get a little bit hard.

    lol

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  31. RaZerFebruary 22, 2011 at 8:36 PM

    I fall into the nerd bracket and I'm proud of it

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  32. jonwintersFebruary 22, 2011 at 8:41 PM

    for me managing many girls as servers, they definitely think they're hot shit. they're not entitled to do anything besides their job.

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  33. BobbyFebruary 22, 2011 at 9:06 PM

    Hahaha reading this stuff is pretty funny and insightful!

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  34. Mike YangFebruary 22, 2011 at 9:22 PM

    Men would do EXACTLY the same thing if women were as unchoosy as them :)

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  35. BrendanFebruary 22, 2011 at 11:07 PM

    most women are taken advantage in the workplace

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  36. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2011 at 11:27 PM

    Jesus, this is so sad.

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  37. HavueleteFebruary 23, 2011 at 12:08 AM

    yep, alpha males that flirt openly and nerdy guys that pretend to just help but secretly want to flirt. That's how the world works

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  38. AhyFebruary 23, 2011 at 3:39 AM

    That's just how the world works. You can accept and live with it or ... I don't know, can't accept but still have to live with it.

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  39. HillDogFebruary 23, 2011 at 4:20 AM

    I suppose i will have more sympathy for the chronically late person at work now. Or NOT!

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  40. SidewayzFebruary 23, 2011 at 6:53 AM

    lol agreed also love the title of the blog

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  41. Franco - TRGFebruary 23, 2011 at 8:22 AM

    Well I work in marketing and I treat women otherwise. It kind of goes to show that the saying "Advertising and marketing people are assholes" is true. :/

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  42. !sense!February 24, 2011 at 11:09 PM

    what about office sex?

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