February 17, 2011

Projects

Today I'm going to talk about projects. Ok, so nowadays in the IT all the work is gathered under projects. What this means, then? It means that when you're working on a certain project, you can't do anything else. All the work you do has to be on the fucking project. How retarded is that? Let's take a scenario where I'm a Java coder and they assign me on a project as Scrum master. Now, this other project needs some coding expertise which I'd be able to offer, IF they'd allow me to participate on that project. Well, do they? FUCK THAT, WE NEED YOU ON THIS EVEN THOUGHT YOU'RE NOT REALLY DOING ANYTHING (real life scenario, this really happened).

So, as Scrum Master I ain't doing anything since all the administration stuff is done for that day. I also cannot participate in a coding project and therefore do nothing. Is this good for the company? You tell me.


This is me, not giving a damn.

Posted by PekkaK at 5:02 PM

18 comments:

  1. marcoandredinisFebruary 17, 2011 at 5:25 PM

    Too bad. But don't give up!!

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  2. KUSHtunesFebruary 17, 2011 at 6:07 PM

    I suppose now you're getting paid to do nothing haha.

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  3. KerykeionFebruary 17, 2011 at 8:43 PM

    Not giving a fuck makes your life better.

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  4. l33 v4n cl33fFebruary 17, 2011 at 9:18 PM

    i feel your pain

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  5. jopjopjopFebruary 17, 2011 at 9:27 PM

    love this attitude!

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  6. Disser2February 17, 2011 at 9:31 PM

    Motivation is imporatnt for our world today, this will make a difference....

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  7. D22 ZoneFebruary 17, 2011 at 9:34 PM

    Ahh, never give up keep fighting my man!

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  8. PatwaFebruary 17, 2011 at 9:49 PM

    oh;( Neva give up !

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 17, 2011 at 10:36 PM

    Hear hear! Projects suck ass. You visualize it perfectly completed and then kill yourself trying to attain it! fuck that

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  10. CharlesFebruary 17, 2011 at 10:36 PM

    love that movie

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  11. RamsayFebruary 17, 2011 at 10:41 PM

    That's business for you, you have great workers attitude though most people would love to do nothing, you should spend that extra time at work to look for new jobs.

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  12. Marcus SilvaFebruary 17, 2011 at 10:54 PM

    Keep your head up man

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  13. metaphysicalfarmsFebruary 17, 2011 at 11:11 PM

    it's not that I'm lazy it's that I'm smart enough not to work.

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  14. mtnFebruary 17, 2011 at 11:48 PM

    well, not good for the company but dfntly good for you though

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  15. ReviFebruary 18, 2011 at 12:51 AM

    Hey, projects ARE important. If they won't have projects, their workers would just hang around without a goal. Projects don't cause problems. Crappy administration does.

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  16. RawrFebruary 18, 2011 at 3:32 AM

    don't give up!?!

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  17. LifeHacksFebruary 18, 2011 at 4:22 AM

    Greatest movie of my generation!

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  18. UnknownFebruary 18, 2011 at 10:23 PM

    Sounds awful. I'm still in college for my IT degree and I'm already scared.

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