March 1, 2011

Your job in one sentence

Scott Adams (creator of Dilbert) asked people to describe their jobs with one sentence. These are some of the answers he got:

My job is...
... mostly looking out of a window (pilot)
... to run away and call the cops (guard/watchman)
... to make sure that stupid people stay in the gene pool (lifeguard)
... to cut and paste stuff from the Internet (student at the university)
... speak while people sleep (lecturer at the university)
... to surf the webs all day long (this one's mine!)

So i guess other people have boring jobs too. How would you describe your job (or life situation in case you're unemployed) with one sentence?
Student sleeping at lecture.
Studying is hard work
Posted by PekkaK at 8:19 AM

40 comments:

  1. SidewayzMarch 1, 2011 at 8:22 AM

    surf the webs all night. hint hint i am at work as i type this. also cut and paste from the intertubes, though not realy its much easier to make random bullshit up plus less likly to get caught

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  2. Astronomy PirateMarch 1, 2011 at 8:33 AM

    I stay up all night. (astronomy)

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  3. d0tMarch 1, 2011 at 8:38 AM

    Write more and more code

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  4. D4March 1, 2011 at 8:50 AM

    Making people spend their money.

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  5. Life HacksMarch 1, 2011 at 9:27 AM

    Entice people into upgrading.

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  6. UnknownMarch 1, 2011 at 9:45 AM

    Help people do their job without any technical issues.

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  7. Craptcha CarryMarch 1, 2011 at 9:52 AM

    im unemployed. win

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  8. AnonymousMarch 1, 2011 at 10:07 AM

    Sitting at a PC dealing with dicks.

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  9. UnknownMarch 1, 2011 at 10:14 AM

    be a code monkey

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  10. Patti D.March 1, 2011 at 10:47 AM

    Mine is to do what I want with a computer all day long, not only suft the internet, I can also watch movies, or play games, and they pay me money!!! lol.

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  11. baxxmanMarch 1, 2011 at 11:08 AM

    Yeah man, I am a student and that is what I do! Hahah
    http://baxxmans.blogspot.com/

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  12. rochaMarch 1, 2011 at 12:34 PM

    getting drunk and high(college student)

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  13. jopjopjopMarch 1, 2011 at 1:30 PM

    i let time lapse away

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  14. LiveTheBossMarch 1, 2011 at 1:41 PM

    Help the Internet make money.

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  15. l33 v4n cl33fMarch 1, 2011 at 2:19 PM

    stunnin

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  16. Igneel21March 1, 2011 at 2:29 PM

    My Job is... to make sure no one past their limit (Bartender)

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  17. Jesse BrooksMarch 1, 2011 at 2:41 PM

    Wheel people into a room to face a great fear.

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  18. ThingsIThinkAboutMarch 1, 2011 at 4:24 PM

    I'm another one of those sit a computer and browse the internet all day kinda guys.

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  19. rinnsMarch 1, 2011 at 4:39 PM

    Handle meat, then sell it to unsuspecting vict- erm, customers.

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  20. AnonymousMarch 1, 2011 at 7:00 PM

    full time student, starring at a computer screen

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  21. FrostedHereticMarch 1, 2011 at 8:27 PM

    Full time internet shit.

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  22. metaphysicalfarmsMarch 1, 2011 at 8:29 PM

    ... looking at blogs and getting payed to skip helpdesk tickets

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  23. AnonymousMarch 1, 2011 at 8:33 PM

    code code code code code code code. debug debug debug debug debug debug debug. rinse and repeat

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  24. AnonymousMarch 1, 2011 at 9:23 PM

    M job is...sitting in front of a computer for 8+ hours a day waiting to solve a manager's financial crises as they arise.

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  25. JaylanMarch 1, 2011 at 10:15 PM

    sitting and more sitting

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  26. KUSHtunesMarch 1, 2011 at 11:00 PM

    make food to give to someone else who makes more money than me to take it to the person who bought it.

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  27. Anonymous.March 1, 2011 at 11:03 PM

    Sitting round doing nothing.

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  28. --March 2, 2011 at 1:35 AM

    my job is procrastinating until i cant anymore

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  29. TasosMarch 2, 2011 at 2:42 AM

    cutting and pasting, for me...

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  30. Adventure PersonMarch 2, 2011 at 2:58 AM

    Drink coffee, type

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  31. EpitomeofStrangeMarch 2, 2011 at 3:17 AM

    My job is..to be someone else bitch.

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  32. Give EverythingMarch 2, 2011 at 3:30 AM

    ... to cut and paste stuff from the Internet (student at the university)


    hahaha loled at that one, and it's not even a job

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  33. synoptixsMarch 2, 2011 at 10:53 AM

    on top of roofs

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  34. TriperMarch 2, 2011 at 1:15 PM

    you got job, i do not heh so you win anyway

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  35. Stef PelgrimsMarch 2, 2011 at 2:47 PM

    clean up crap kids leave behind while a professor is watching us (student for being teacher)

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  36. tetcrhMarch 2, 2011 at 4:40 PM

    Worry about how much studying I need to do, while not studying...

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  37. metaphysicalfarmsMarch 2, 2011 at 7:52 PM

    one sentence... sucks!

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  38. Mike LitorisMarch 2, 2011 at 8:34 PM

    well, at least you have a job so consider yourself lucky

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  39. MotivationalizedMarch 2, 2011 at 10:19 PM

    Try to look busy all day long.

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  40. AtlasMarch 4, 2011 at 10:12 PM

    To cut and paste things from the net with addition of translating the articles. Non-English country :D

    Job of the future. Leech on almost any relation between people and/or organizations. Also, have no soul ;)

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